You're a punk, you know that right...

You my friend are a punk... This blog is not for you to know what I did today. If you cared what I did today I would call you a very disintresting story. Yes a story, meaning you have no life to lead anymore, and your existense is no more. The words "THE END" is written on your forehead backwards, so that when you wake up and look at yourself in the mirror you will know there no point in turning the page. Anyways read my blog I beg of you. I want to entertain you, and insult you at times... But I DO NOT want to bore you. By the way, the rare times I do tell what I did on a particular day, it won't be in paragraph form. It will be in some creative form of poetry I've written or pictures/movies I may have found on the web or ummm there's nothing more I guess.

:: Jerry "MOUSE" Nwosuocha ::

P.S. - you wanna know what I did since the last time I talked to you guys watch this film and laugh

Did you just see a ghost?

I saw blank stares, souless eyes, and pale faces.
I saw wacked out hair, clothes ripped and shoes worn down by constant pacing.
I saw a fear that only appears twice maybe thrice a year.
This fear has creatures doing things they don't normally do.
It grips with a strong hold on those who
were once careless,
and for those who were carefree they are now care-subordinates.
What is this fear, what could cause such a tear?
Make a grown man weep, or a virgin share?
What is it that caused me such stress as to ignore it and write
a poem that may not make sense but give you some insight?
I say don't fear this demon, don't run away
it's caused by an institution that doesn't give a damn anyway.
It's the Exam, the dredded exam
where trolls and ghouls relax vacation and eat bread with jam.
They need not worry bout freakin us out
it's too easy, let the teachers figure it out.
So I sit back and grin,
cuz I'm not studying I'm writing this instead.

-jerry mouse

:: Jerry "MOUSE" Nwosuocha ::

THE END IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST

It's finally the end of yet another semster. It's the calm before the storm... the time when I should be studying, but i pretend like I'm not worried about the outcome of the class. Deep down inside I feel like a whale in the site of an Eskimo. I'm about to get started on a review for a test that I have on Wed. Well as boring as the blog is I think I might have something to make up for that. YOU NEED 11min TO WATCH THIS BUT TRUST ME IT'S MORE THAN WORTH IT!

:: Jerry "MOUSE" Nwosuocha ::

P.S. My apologIES to any Native Alaskan who is offended by my previous comments.

We're talking about your job here...

Everyone has worked in a corporate institution like McDonald's or something along those lines. Well these companies will always force us to watch those boring company policy videos just so they can cover their ass. Well here's a copy of one that I had when I worked at McDonald's back in high school... THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT ANYMORE

(You need windows media player to watch)

:: Jerry "MOUSE" Nwosuocha ::

MORMON COMEDY

Our society can't survive without people who are smarter than you and I. We are so far apart in the evolutionary chain, but there is two things that keeps us closer in the chain called life. SEX AND COMEDY

Taco Stand

Lord have mercy on my soul... I just finshed an amazing trek to the Taco Stand. I know that sounds mighty generic but that doesn't matter. Like I always say " the more generic the better it is". OK so I know I never say that, but I think I'm going to say that from now on. This place was amazing I had 3 tacos for 3 bucks and I felt like I was in Mexico.

I could not wait to dictate this blog, for it needed to be posted on the net. I'm honestly thinking about going to the ATM just so I can spend more money at the place. I had the brisket taco, it was honestly like a taco stand i went to in Madamoras, Mexico. The vender didn't speak a word of english. OH YA BY THE WAY IF THIS BLOG DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IT'S CUZ I'M DRUNK.

Anyways I'd better go I'm going to the Taco Stand

:: Jerry "MOUSE" Nwosuocha ::

"Mouse on Mouse"

When ever you folks see this picture from now on, you'll no that I'm in a serious state of mind when I'm trying to be philosophical... We'll call it the "Jerry Mouse Experience"

Thanks Doof for the submit

:: Jerry "MOUSE" Nwosuocha ::

This is a picture of my idol The Coz and I never did realize he was a spokeman for such an awesome product. I thought drinking was the only thing keeping me from being more like Heithcliff Huxtable, turns out I'm more like him everyday... YEAH ALCOHOL 

GOOD AFTERNOON

:: It's 1:00 in afternoon I'm being distracted by The Weather channel and AIM ::

I just got out of class, I'm very tired and I don't really have anything to write right at this moment. I have to find out a way to interview a teacher on campus for my radio show SFA Focus. It shouldn't be to hard if I can get a hold of the guy which of course I haven't tried yet (damn procrastination). Anyways I'd better get some food in my stomach and get on the ball.

:: Jerry "MOUSE" Nwosuocha ::

BREAKING NEWS FROM JAPAN

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You can still get a virus from cyber sex. AHH MY FINGERS got the tap

A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS

As I sit here, full from the meal I just had at San Miguel, I made a realization that nothing particularly intresting happens in my enviroment. I wish my life was like a dream, where weird things would always keep me on my toes. If I didn't like someting I would always have to option of changing things to be a little more pleasant. It would be a living/dreaming chalk board. The only thing though is that the more I erase, the blurrier the dream would get and I would just be a white cloud. I think that would be the point that my dream would be over.

I know I'm not the best writer, but It's all good BABY. It will get better through time.

:: Jerry "MOUSE" Nwosuocha ::

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WELCOME JERRY

You know I try this web journal stuff all the time and it never last longer than a couple of days. I'm going to try real hard this time so far this seems to be going the way I'd like it to be pretty easy to use and I get the opportunity to type in right justification.

Don't you wish you were me right now. Anyways, it's Wed. 11:00 am and I don't have shit to do until 6:45 when I have my next class. It looks like this site will be pretty easy to use like I said before I'm going to try to put links like I do in my AIM profile, I'm also going to try to add pictures and I'll keeps yall posted when I'm extremely bored.

I promise I will not be boring though...

:: Jerry "MOUSE" Nwosuocha ::